Just take the red pill damn it!


Saturday, July 15, 2006

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!!!!

So what now?

I dunno, guess I will continue blogging if anyone can be bothered reading. Hopefully I have some interesting things to say here and there. But I guess my enthralling and grammatically incorrect posts in South America are over for the time being.

Will write stories about future adventures I guess, with all the old London crew back im sure I wont be short on any =) You all know what we are like =) Have snowboard trips planned and stuff and hopefully some intersting travel stories in australia to post up soon....

But man, its good to be back eating 3 square meals a day and not having to worry about if your food is growing a fungus....

Coat hangers and fish and chips

Well didnt tell anyone I was coming back and it was absolute gold seeing Mary's face when I popped up in a Sydney pub.

So now back in sydney. Was good seeing all the old crew again and have been catching up with them here and there for the last week. The last week has been cold but clear blue skies and great sun, (although now it is raining). Sydney harbour is still asolutely wicked, the doggies beat the dragons and are now number 2 on the NRL ladder, fish chips are still the best in the world, Sale of the Century is now called Temptation (WTF!), a SCOONER is no where near as good as a PINT, and my God, there is nothing... nothing like a Sydney kebab.

It is a little less wierd here than the last time I came back. Spent the first night in Sydney getting wasted with my family and an old mate of mine till 4 in the morning and singing karaoke.....funny. Mum and dad have been showering me with clothes and food (hey all good for me and I aint complaining!) and was good to see old faces again. DJ shadow and Pearl Jam have shows in sydney in the next few months, so going to hurry for tickets on those ones. Unreal to see all the old Horny Dereks!! They are all here minus the obvious few. Feels like it was just yesterday I saw them all. Sal, small and tall Paul are coming down, and you know Mary, she is busy organising a debaucherous gathering in bondi next weekend for everyone...cant wait!

So now hopefully get some sort of income going in the next few months. Sort university out (I HATE MY UNIVERSITY) and get back to normal life....what a drag.....maybe I can do something interesting..... like juggle for money or something...

Ja chegou

Well I am now back in sydney, been here a week now.

But let me start from here, After buenos made my way off to santiago. Sporting my new colorfule wide brimmed hat which I bought off the market in argentina I caught one of my last glimpses of the Andes mountains on my way to Santiago. Manage to catch the french portugal game while waiting for my flight and snack on my last steak in South America and had myself a large pint of Chopp.

Spent the last 6 hours sort of thinking about south america and forcing myself to get reflective. Was nice. Have had an amazing 8 months and will be back to this unreal continent at some point in the future. Thoroughly loved every second of it and the more places Ive been to, the more places I want to go.

Really couldnt believe I was going back to Sydney again. Was pretty exciting...

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Dont cry for me.....!

And just when you thought there could not possibly be any more suprises, then you haul ass to Buenos Aires.

Great steak
Great wine.
Beautiful people drenched in style.
Parties to send your liver to hell.
A city that makes love to your senses.

Have been staying with Ally in her apartment for the last two weeks (man she got a really sweet deal here) have been dining at fine restaraunts, gorging my self on argentinian meat, and drinking red wine, Argentinia's finest. I could get used to this life =)

Amazing amazing city and there is no doubt in my mind i will be coming back to this place again very soon....

I love BA!

Puta tu madre

Ok, having direct resistance to speaking spansih in bolivia, the argentine hospitality and gregarity is simple infectious. The argentine spanish is beautiful, afar cry from the harsh accent of the spaniards in Barcelona.

I love it, and, even if I do say so myself, have picked up spanish much quicker than I have expected...or maybe im speaking portanhol =).... (shit what am I saying, i am speaking portanhol)...

2 weeks ago.....

Salta...small city in the north of argetina.

Spent 3 days here recovering from the freezing cold of the bolivian salares. Managed to finally have a hot shower. Nice and chilled place. Travelled with a brazilian dudette and a dude from belgium and we hired a car to explore the region just south of the city, Cafayete....

Was very nice, something straight out of the american badlands, miles of beautiful canyons and rock formations. Spent the day driving around and stoping here and there to climb around stuff. Great day had by all. Sampled my first drops of Argentinian wine and steak....was going to see that I would be liking this country =)

15 pesos for a piece of juicy steak drenched in blood the size of my backpack...yes please =)

What is better than a brazilian bus...

An argentinian one!

Leather seats, free (great) meals at restaraunts. Drinks served by a waiter. Movies. And a bathroom...

Setimo Cêu baby!

Where is the love...

So, Brasil out, Argentina out, Australia out....all european cup...

boring italy, clinical germany, frog leg french and the cheating portuguese bastards....

Dont know if I could be bothered watching anymore.....

Friday, June 23, 2006

AUSTRALIA CHEGOU!!

AUSTRALIA 2 - CROATIA 2!!!!

E bastante para qualificar! QUE MASSA CARA! Austrâlia chegou no Copa do Mundo!! CMON AUSSIES CMON!!!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Funky Funky Valeu legal!

Israelis seem to be a permemnet fixture of the South American travel landscape. They are everywhere, and like all nationalities, you get the chaff and the wheat. With compulsory years spent in the army at the age of 18, men and women, you will never find a bunch of people who have gone through some of their extrodinary experiences at such a young age. But for mine experiences, I have developed a love for them and a respect. An amazing, warm bunch of people, contemporary, yet proud of their country, history and culture, and always calling Israel their home. Extremely welcoming and social, and always wide eyed travellers with the look of discovery in their eyes. It has been great laughing with them, enlighting listening to them, and a joy travelling with them.

I've already told myself that a visit to Israel is definitely on the cards in ther future. It's been a while since I've had a good kebab....

"Funky Funky Valeu Legal..."

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Scenes from Mars...

THE MOST AMAZING PLACE I HAVE BEEN ON MY TRIP.

Salar de Uyuni. A vast salt desert in south west Bolivia. There are no words to describe this place and every moment spent here was in sheer awe. 12000sqm of salt flats as far as the eye could see. Remnants of a vast inland sea apparently which evaporated a couple of thousand years ago or something like that.

We spent 3 days crossing through the salars and the surrounding deserts in a 4WD. This was a photographer's paradise. Mars. A Dali painting. A wierd trip. Call it what you like. You probably haven't seen anything like this in your life.

An island of 1200 year old, 12m cactuses stands strangely in the middle of it all, and the sunset here is incredible. Second day sees the salt turn into sand. The landscape turns red, dotted with windswept stones shapped into the wierdest forms. Later on, the multi-coloured mountains and volcanoes turn snow-capped, and reflect perfectly over completely still lagoons. Pink flamingoes float nonchalantly on their surfaces (pink flamingoes at 4000m?). Then more lagoons, one drenched blood red. The third gives way to incredible spurting geysers and bubbling mud, boiling its way to the surface. Temperatures get to freezing at night and scorching in the day. And at the end of it all, a great thermal bath nearly 4km above sea level.

The most amazing place I have been to.

Alrighty then..............

about 9 days ago...

3810 m above sea level. Highest navigable lake in the world. Lake Titicaca is a massive body of water smack bang in the middle of the Central Andes. Integral to Inca creation mythology, Isla del Sol, a stunning island floating in the lakes's center, is the site of the creation of the sun. Surrounded by old Inca ruins, beautiful, sparkling, silver-tinted waters, and a smoking sunset, Isla del Sol makes a chilled out retreat from La Paz. We trekked around the island with a 7 am start, crossing paths with quechuan farmers in the cold morning, kicking back with haunting Andean pan pipes while herding their goats and sheep through the maze of dirt trails cutting into the island's elevations. Positiviely Andean.

Eventually we came upon the stone apparently upon which the sun was born. This was my main interest on the island. Cool stone.

Nice and relaxed but with a lot of uphill trekking cause we got lost and took the steep way round. Must remind myself to buy a stairmaster and stop smoking when I get back. But man this was cool. If you need to find some untainted moments of pure chill then get your ass here...

My Bolivian bus story...

Ok everyone who travels to bolivia has a bolivian bus story. The buses there are horrible. Everybody has at least one story. This is mine.

Next destination was Uyuni, 14 hours away south of La Paz by bus through the freezing Andes. We are all warned before taking this trip, and seems now a tradition, ritual, or rite of passage for all bolivian travellers to go through this horror piece of shit before leaving this country.

Aboard the crappy tin can, this was no doubt the shittest bus ride of my life. Departing La Paz late in the evening and travelling through high andean passes through the night. Not even my balaclava, gloves, 2 pairs of socks, beanie, thermals, and 4 layers of upper body clothing, including my snowboard jacket, could save me from the freezing cold. I've never felt a pain that came from the cold on that bus ride. Bumpy, pot-hole ridden bolivian roads made sure to keep me up all night and by the time the morning came you couldn't even rub the accumulated ICE SHEET that sealed in our bus windows. You had to scratch it off.

14 hours. It's always a strange feeling when you can't feel your toes but your fingers and nose as well?

In a world of pain.............

about 2 weeks ago...

Started my stay in La Paz and had a good few days acclimatizing, chilling out and getting the first couple of matches of the world cup. La Paz was a buzzing city but unfortunately, events turned for the worse and I wasn't able to do all of things I had wanted to do. Food poisoning decided to pay me a visit once again on this trip (along with two of my other traveller friends) and for 5 days I remained in my hostel bed in La Paz battling some crappy fevers. Damn chinese restaraunt....

Eventually , after a dosing of antibiotics for 5 days, we managed to get our asses out of bed and head out to lake Titicaca. Thank God for Flagyl...

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Copa da Mundo, Australia vai ganhar!

Que massa! Australia 3 Japâo 1.

AUSTRALIA TA CHEGANDO!!

Cuidado Brasil!.....

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

When I am king, you will be first against the wall

Ok, have been on the road the last few days. Had myself a horror 24 hour train ride from Brasil to Santa Cruz in Bolivia. Longest story of hell and missed connections. But to sum it up in a few words, Bolivian transport is one of the most disorganised in the modern world.

My 17 hour overnight train trip turned into 24 hours of crappy, crowded hell, as delay after delay and after delay ensued. I have nevery seen a train move off the rails this much in my life, and there were serveral moments when I really thought we would rock to the side just a little too far. At every stop the train would pull into to a very derelict-looking station where our carriages were mobbed by groups of 10-15 children and their parents, yelling at the top of their lungs and selling all sorts of food stuff at ridiculouse prices. This was all fine for the first half of the train ride during the day, but these kids would come on at 11 - 12 at night when the entire carriage was sleeping. If only I had a baseball bat...

So, I arrived in Santa Cruz, tired, cold, and with a mammoth craving for beer. Had an overnight stay here before embarking on a much more comfortable bus ride into La Paz.

I am here now, the highest capital city in the world, nearly 4 kilometers above sea level and ready to see what this country has got to offer.

First impressions: city looks amazing. Very very beautiful. Temperature is fittingly cold, and Ive already unpacked my snowboard thermals and balaclava. There is a fantastic vibe about the place and a strong backpacker community. The streets are teeming with people, markets, contraband and cheap cheap cheap food!! Colourful jeeps (similar to those jeepnes in Asia and the Philippines) cane it through the streets picking up passengers dropping htem off at every possible location. European buildings dot the central squares while the towering snow-capped spires of the Cordilerra Real Andes look on from the far horizon. The city is set in a huge valley, with houses clinging and falling off its rim. Truly an amazing setting.

Bolivian food is pretty mundane. Just crap meat, potatoes, salad and more potatoes. But for the price you pay, I am not complaining. There are however, decent asian restaraunts and I have been stocking up on my spicy foods and herby meals after six months of pretty much going without. For all its crappiness, I will give this to Bolivian food, their empanadas kick shit all over brazilian pastels.

Altitude sickness became a slight problem for me and I rode into La Paz with a mild head ache which turned into a level 3 earthquake later in the night. Have spent the last two days aclimatizing to the high altitude weather drinking lots of water and staying away from beer and cigarettes.

Bolivian people are nice. Their indigenous lineage can be seen in their faces and their clothing. Babies hang securly from colourful, alpaca-made slings which the women carry on their backs. Hair is drawn into two long plaited pig tails and tied together at their ends.

Well, words can only do so much so will send fotos pretty soon.

Plans for the next few days: am off to throw myself and my mountain bike down the World's most Dangerous Road (and get my free touristy T-shirt =), doing a one day trek through the Colca Canyon tomorrow followed by a little outing to Lake Titicaca for three days and treking amongst its Inca ruins.

Worthy information of note:
Accomodation: 20 bolivianos
Huge huge meal in nice restaraunt with drinks: 15 bolivianos

1 AUSD = 6 Bolivianos
1USD = 8 Bolivianos
1 Euro = 10 Bolivianos
1 Pound = 15 bolivianos


 
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